Posted on November 10 2015
I'm exhausted. This Little Scoundrel pushed me weeks behind schedule. I hope you like the bastard...
This is Darby. He's a badger. A charming, rogue, ass-kicking kind of badger chap. He pilots DAME 13 for Her Majesty's Armored Division - B regiment. Darby was one of those natural born diesel thumbs that takes immense pride in maintaining his ride. Some would say he's practically married to that giant tin can. He's tinkered and tweaked almost every part on this baby. Fancy upgraded exhaust work, top of the line triple fritzed communication pack, swapped the standard issue spotlights with dual strobing flash units, and who knows what the hell engine and transmission he plopped into this thing. He ain't telling. It's fast. Scary fast.
He's not one of those pilots that let's the maintenance crew button her back up when he returns. He's hands on, he does all the work himself. He takes "Kindness" into the field with 3 different types of ammunition and i've seen him pilot her in person... he's agile and damn quick with that reinforced cover shield. And if everything goes sideways, just in case, he's got that "Ball Buster" strapped out back. This thing is a beast. Fantastic piece of diesel work, Darby. You make us proud. Now get out there and show those UNTZ bastards what the Majesty's Crown is good for!
DAME 13 stands 15" tall, give or take. Darby does fit inside the DAME but, just like the real thing, it's a tight fit. Signed and numbered. Set of 10. $1800 + S&H. Payment due at time of ordering. Will ship in approximately 6-8 weeks. Anyone interested in adding this beauty to your collection please email firstname.lastname@example.org ASAP.
PS: there's some fancy new pillows in the store ;)