You asked for it.
Introducing the Award Winning (I can still say that, right?) 7" Cheeky Monkey Blank. The 7 inch version includes two sets of hands, both a closed fist and a fingerful salutation for each hand. Mix and match to match your mood. These are a small production batch, handmade in San Francisco, resin, limited to 100 pieces for $85 each. Available HERE.
This a preorder sale. Finished product will ship in 4-6 weeks.